Kinky Happy Easter Bunny Report

Welcome to the Happy Easter Steamy Bunny report…

Oster Hasen...
Cute easter bunnies with yellow daffodils.

"Running like a bunny with his tail on fire."

 

(Red Barber)

Schneeglocken. Schneeglöcken.
Snowdrop flowers in the rays of the sun.

"I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck."

 

(Patton Oswalt)

Osterhäschen...
Another Easter bunny…

"I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny."

 

(Chuck Jones)

Bunny
And yet another one…

"My gigs are built on improvisation: I go out there and I'm like the Energizer bunny."

 

(Meat Loaf)

Cat Bunny
And a rather unhappy bunny cat…

"I've got that resilient thing inside me. But I wasn't a happy bunny."

 

(Elton John)

 

And where are those sexy bunnies?

Sexy Easter women bunnies.
  At least better than Christmas…

"I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny."

 

(Carrot Top)

Sexy girls in bunny costume pillow fight
Bunnies pillow fighting. Yep, somewhat bizarre.

"Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants."

 

(Coco Chanel)

Sexy easter bunny present...
Memorable sexy birthday bunny…

 

Sexy Easter bunny woman.And finally your easter egg present: A few of ultrafeel's fun-da-mental and sexy classics:

 

(Pics: Motivatedphotos.com)

Or do you prefer these Easter bunnies?

Easter bunny dress.
 
"I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life."
 
(Amy Sedaris)

The Messenger Of Bad News – By Martin Zoller

Newspaper: Bad News !All through history one of the most unpleasant and dangerous jobs has been being the bearer of bad news.

It's an inherently unpopular task. The fellow ordered to deliver such news to the King's court, was often sent away by the monarch with some angry words and insulting comments. Often, the king’s sword killed the unlucky guy or his head got chopped off.

In these difficult times, I am more than happy that modern human rights and democratic laws forbid such cruel methods of death, mainly, because in these last few months, I feel as though having to share less than good news has become part of my job–the worst part of my job. If we had been living under those ancient laws, surely my head would have been chopped off or my body would have been tortured several times over.

Since we are suffering a global economic crisis and political instability all around the world, my work has become more and more challenging regarding the sharing of good messages or news. Just a few days ago, during one of my long distance readings with a client far from Beirut, I could not avoid a happy laughter in the middle of the consultation. When my surprised client asked me why I was laughing, I told him that it made me very happy that since the session started, there had been no bad visions or insights! It is sometimes very frustrating and uncomfortable for me to have to give negative news when asked. Unfortunately, this has become more and more common in my job.

I often urge clients to remember that, if the answer or outcome of a project or idea is not positive, it makes no sense to get frustrated and depressed and anticipate sad news – especially in moments like this; it is important to keep a positive spirit and not to lose faith in life, humanity and this world. After each storm, the sun shows its smile and after the night reaches its darkest point, the sunrise is not far.

There is always a learning process in whatever is happening to us. If you are struggling in your daily life or feel like you are just surviving, always remember that there is some higher source taking care of you. A prayer or meditation can be the best medicine in such moments to remember this connection and protection. If we study human history we realize that dark periods were always connected to a collective learning process as well as for each involved being an individual teaching.

Berthold Brecht once said:

The one who fights may lose, the one who does not fight has lost already!

 

(Berthold Brecht)

Let's  follow his wise words and trust in the fact that there is always a tomorrow with new inspirations and the opportunity to grow and become stronger!

All the water of the sea can't sink a ship, unless it gets inside the ship.
Similarly negativity of the world can't put us down, unless we allow it to get inside us.

 

(Anonymous)


Martin ZollerWho is Martin Zoller?

Martin Zoller, is an internationally acclaimed psychic, seer and remote viewer.  He rose to fame in 1999, when he used his intuitive skills to find a missing airplane and its survivors in the jungle of Bolivia, after mainstream rescue efforts failed.

Martin regularly holds seminars, lectures and private consultations throughout the world. He is recognized worldwide as one of the most accurate and famous psychics alive.
 
Zoller's personal vision is to teach people to discover their inner potential, while helping them achieve their life goals, in the process.
 

To date, Zoller is the author of seven books about the sixth sense, countless articles in magazines and newspapers and human intuition, four meditation CD’s and a Remote Viewing DVD. He also participated in a cinema movie about the sixth sense and produced a documentary about shamanism and holy medicine in the Amazonas.

More about his life, work and visionary predictions on his site:
Martinzoller.com

 

Space Like Awareness (By John Greven)

Clouds in the Sky. (From Sxc.hu)Normal space – what a miracle it is.

Sitting between every cell – the space is.

Floating between every blade of grass it is.

Filling the lungs of every creature,

untouched by the simple flow of a breeze

or massive collision of suns – the space is.

The planets, suns, and comets…

Creation and thoughts –

in all their forms dancing within simple space –

dependent on it – and yet, not touching it.

A fitting analogy –

but as beautiful as space could seem –

the mind would get tired to just looking at it.

Why? Because it is not the content

and the mind is designed for content.

Yet – if you were the space –

how easily the content could be enjoyed.

Rather than fearing the content

or that something would be missing, coming, or going –

the momentary appearances of content are effortlessly allowed to be,

seeing without condition or expectation.

You are not seeing the space –

you are the space –

the space like – presence – awareness.
 

(John Greven)

 


John GrevenJohn Greven is an advaita/non-duality author who wrote 'Oneness, the destination you never left'.

More on John's site: Oneness (John Greven)

Ed Miracle’s Painting Proves The World Is Flat…

This intriguing painting by artist Ed Miracle shows us convincingly that the world is indeed flat…
 

Ed Miracle's painting shows that the world is flat... 
"I Told You So"

Ed Miracle started to become a professional artist at 1963 close to the Mexican coast. In 1972 he painted all the backgrounds and many of the costumes in the pageant at the world famous 'Laguna Beach Festival of the Arts and Pageant of the Masters'. Legendary actor George C. Scott was an avid collector of Miracle's oil paintings, and in 1974 sent for him to work on the title paintings for his film. In 1984 Ed Miracle left the United States to live and work in Europe.

More of Ed Miracle's amazing paintings and sculptures can be enjoyed and bought at his site:
Miraclesart.com

Activate Your Chakras Wich Psychedelics Instead Of Yoga And Meditation

See which psychedelics activate which chakras:
 

chakra-chacra-schakra-colors-signs-circuits-drugs-lsd-marijuana-mdma-psilocybin-psilocibin-mescaline-meskalin-ketamine-yoga-circuit.jpg

Interestingly, addictive drugs like alcohol, caffeine, or amphetamine stimulate only the lower chakras. To access higher planes we can try psychedelics like LSD, psilocybin, mescaline – or use the relatively risk-free classics like meditation or yoga.

What's missing on this illustration is Rebirthing (also known as Breathwork). Rebirthing is an absolutely risk-free but very powerful method to change your state of consciousness.

You shalt not prevent your fellow man from altering his or her own consciousness.

(Timothy Leary)

With each new chakra opened, your reality tunnel opens up gradually which improves your quality of life step by step.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Unique Photos You Have Never Seen Before

Yes, those were the days of the Ex-Governor of California, Austrian former actor, model, businessman and bodybuilder Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger.

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger with puppet.
Arnold Schwarzenegger with a doll…

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger with Jamie Lee Curtis
…with American American actress and author Jamie Lee Curtis…

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Japanese advertisement.
…and on a Japanese advertisement!

 

Compare these photos with his many nicknames:

  • Austrian Oak
  • Conan the Republican
  • Conan the Governor
  • The Governator
  • Styrian Oak
  • The Running Man

He said before the elections in October 2003:

There's a lot of people who want me to get out of acting and want me to run for governor. I think it's mostly movie critics.

Then:

I would rather be Governor of California than own Austria.

And finally, on his decision to run for governor of California:

It was the most difficult decision in my life – except the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.

 

Ultrafeel.tv loves to hear from you. What do you feel about Arnie's quotes and photos? Your comment is welcome and encouraged. Have a wonderful day!

Ski Mountain Bike By Ktrak

Ski bike Ktrak. Skivelo.Ktrak really redinfes 'mountain bike' with this ski-bike.

The Ktrak is a cool and unique tracted rear drive kit what will transform any mountain bike into a sophisticated all terrain riding machine.

It is designed to provide traction for previously unridable surfaces such as snow and sand.

More on: this ingenious ski-bike on: Ktrak.es

Ktrak ski bike. Man riding the ktrakcycle. Ktrak ski bike. Man riding the ktrakcycle.

Death, The Grim Reaper And ‘You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger’ – Woody Allen

US film-maker Woody Allen's comments about his 2010 movie 'You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger' and his relationship with death.

Enjoy his well-known gentle cynicism:

"My relationship with death remains the same. I am strongly against it."

 

(Woody Allen)

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger is an English-language Spanish–American co-production comedy-drama film written and directed by Woody Allen. It features Antonio Banderas, Josh Brolin, Anthony Hopkins, Gemma Jones, Freida Pinto, Lucy Punch, Naomi Watts, Roger Ashton-Griffiths and Pauline Collins. The film is a mix of love, sex and treachery.

And of course it was also Allen who said:

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

 

(Woody Allen)

In other news on death, did you know that dying
is not allowed everywhere…?
Dying right here is strictly prohibited!
   

Lemon Sharks: Willy Volk Shot Some Spectacular Photos

Photographer Willy Volk from Florida presents us these amazing photos of lemon sharks.

 

Lemon sharks (c) Willy Volk

Willy Volk captured this shot in the Bahamas. Theses sharks are called 'lemon sharks' and despite their dangerous look, lemon sharks are actually very docile creatures and swim among divers for hours without even a sideways glance. in the Bahamas. The shark in the foreground was coming by to check things out, and the shark in the background must've wanted his portrait taken, too.

Lemon sharks with wide open mouth and teeth. (c) Willy Volk

Lemon sharks have powerful jaws and several rows of triangular, curved teeth. Lemon sharks use these long, thin, extremely sharp teeth to hold and catch slippery fish, which are the main diet of these wonderful sharks.

Willy Volk: "Other than that, they're really nice fish…"

More of Willy's nature photography can be found here: Willy Volk on his JPG Magazine site.

Perfect Christmas Present

Is this the perfect christmas gift?

The woman bitches: "If these cheap K-Mart earrings are the best you can do this christmas, then you can just follow me out that fucking door!" Nope, there's another one…:

Thanksfullly, the perfect christmas present is nothing outside of us – as Roy L. Smith states:

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

 

(Roy L. Smith)

 

What is the perfect christmas present?