What Is The Perfect Christmas Present…?

Is this the perfect christmas gift?

The woman bitches: "If these cheap K-Mart earrings are the best you can do this christmas, then you can just follow me out that fucking door!" Nope, there's another one…:

Thanksfullly, the perfect christmas present is nothing outside of us – as Roy L. Smith states:

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."


(Roy L. Smith)


What is the perfect christmas present?