Google wants to destroy all information it can’t index!

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Google logo (pic: theonion.com)Executives at Google, the famous online-search engine company that promises to "organize the world’s information," announced the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index…

"…Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself," said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. "Soon, it will be…" and "…A year ago, Google offered to scan every book on the planet for its Google Print project. Now, they are promising to burn the rest," John Battelle wrote in his widely read "Searchblog." 

"Thanks to Google Purge, you’ll never have to worry that your search has missed some obscure book, because that book will no longer exist. And the same goes for movies, art, and music…"

Google burns all information it can't index... (pic: theonion.com)
Google executives oversee the first stage of getting ride of unwanted material –
the beginning of the great purge!

More of how Google is getting rid of ‘superfluous’ information here:
Theonion.com – google destroys information

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