The eternal fight of men against marriage.
As is generally known, marriage to a man is as important as a bicycle to a fish. Here are the most revealing metaphors regarding marriage: Marriage is an institution. |
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Marriage is give and take.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. Marriage is like the army. Marriage is a lottery. Marriage is a way of transferring funds. |
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Marriage is the alliance of two people. Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. (Ogden Nash) Marriage is a romance. Marriage is like a cage. Marriage is an alarm clock. |
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The question comes up: Why do men marry at all, how do they profit from it!? This will probably remain a mystery forever! And as a last warning for those gentlemen who are still not convinced of the dangers of marriage a quote by Ambrose Bierce:
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Men Vs. Marriage
Monday, 7 February 2011
man, you’re right about all this………..
Yes Cleopatra,
before you marry, better find out who you really are.
Then check out who your partner really is.
After you have become clear on this, you’ll find that you don’t want to marry anymore, as then the REAL marriage will already have happened…
Pura Vida!
married is crazy
i now. just in this moment a man ask me:
you want marry me¿
what he means¿
WHO i AM¿¿¿
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead!