A Vatican spokesman recently confirmed:
Peace talks are finally under way between angels and demons. This step was unavoidable because the war between good and evil has left Hell virtually bankrupt!
…Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks – and if all goes well, Heaven and Hell could sign a treaty normalizing relations within weeks…
…"Satan’s back was against the wall," explains the Vatican speaker. "Hell is virtually bankrupt, due largely to corruption. The Evil One can’t even afford to buy souls anymore. He simply doesn’t have the money to fight Heaven."